Virgo
Dating horoscope for May.
Are you a Virgo? Well you don’t have to be snobby about it! Actually you have every reason to be a grump this month, because nobody likes you right now. It’s like you stepped in dog crap and you can’t smell it but everyone else can. Sorry but that’s just the way it’s going to go this month. Every attractive person you approach will back away with a look of pure horror and confusion. Your foot will be constantly stuffed in your mouth, in fact, it may be better not to talk at all this month. If you’re single, just stay at home, otherwise you may scare away people that might date you if you approach them in other months.
If you’re in a relationship, your match may be thinking of leaving you, so please, stop being so annoying! The best thing you can do is give them space and send them nice reminders of you when you’re at your best. Send flowers, or tickets to sports games. Fake sick and say that you adore them but are just too sick to see them. Make any excuse in the book to be kind and not see t hem very much.
Dates to be dating on:
NONE!
Dates to stay at home and read dating advice blogs:
All days.
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