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Dating horoscope for May.

 


  • PinExt Cancer

Cancer, I’ve got bad news…you’re about to hit the a desert of dry spell. You’ll walk through the Sahara of your love life for almost all of the month of May. Expect long walks through bars, clubs, house parties alone, or with friends that will unfortunately steal all of your potential dates away from you. Maybe check your deodorant brand? Or perhaps you need to drink more water to combat bad breath? Whatever the reason from your leper like dating skills, not to worry, by the end of May things will start turning around. So go to the gym, eat right and read our dating advice blog so that when whatever “don’t date me” vibe your sending off finally leaves you, it will be easy to get right back on track. 

cancerfunny Cancer

The dry spell should leave you by May 27th. You may wake up in the morning, sneeze and find that you suddenly feel a whole lot better about yourself! The rest of that day, make sure to have good eye contact with people, buy a drink for the person behind you in line at the coffee shop and give a dollar to a homeless person and chances are you’ll be out to a movie with someone special before May 30th.

 

Dates where you should be dating:

May 27, 28th, 29th, 30, 31st.

Dates where you should stay at home and read blogs:

May 1st until May 27th.

 

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